" Dear Messrs. John H Lin and Erik bin-Fred al-Waldie,
I must express my gravest concerns for your well being. Extensive research has been conducted by numerous doctors of the highest standing, with the near-unanimous conclusion that sitting on a fence is detrimental to one's health. In addition to harming those sitting on the fence it has been scientifically and conclusively proven to be a burden for those poor souls who watch on with great concern and elevated stress levels as they see your discomfort.
In light of this, I would ask that you kindly step down from the fence and plant your posteriors sqarely on the bus. As you must have immediately recognised, there is a gaping hole to be filled in two positions: Head-Porter (carrying our bags) and Commander-in-Chief. I will let you two sort out who gets which role.
Sincerely,
Steinar N Cramer
Co-Chief HK Recruitment Officer
and Senior Advisor,
Freakshow Health Board "
Getting ppl off the fence & on the HK 05 tour bus